Abbott Elementary S02e10 Bdscr Portable Direct

[Gregory deadpans. Janine blinks. Cut to BARBARA, who is wrapping a gift in holiday‑print paper with surgical precision.]

I already bought ten gag gifts. One of them is a singing bass that plays “Feliz Navidad” off‑key. It’s already under the tree. abbott elementary s02e10 bdscr

[Melissa pops her head in.]

[Janine sneezes – she’s allergic to the peppermint oil. Gregory hands her a tissue without looking at her.] [Gregory deadpans

[The room is dim, lit only by a small lava lamp and the hookah’s glowing coals (prop vapor only). AVA passes out candy canes. BARBARA sips tea, visibly annoyed but staying.] visibly annoyed but staying.] Ava

Ava, this is not a faculty meeting. This is a hostage situation with seasonal flavors.

[Melissa enters, holding a giant candy cane like a baton.]