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“Tuesday,” he mumbled through fur. “Definitely Tuesday.”

“Relax, boys,” he said to the monkeys, “I’m just here for the rhino.” ace ventura in africa

Ace grinned. “The witch doctor. Of course. Let’s go shake some spears.” “Tuesday,” he mumbled through fur

“Yep. Hybrid. Zebra and… hamster ? No, that’s crazy.” He pulled a tiny monocle from his neon Hawaiian shirt. “But I’ve seen crazier. Last Tuesday, a goldfish framed a ferret for embezzlement.” ” he said to the monkeys

Suddenly, a dust storm erupted. Out of the whirlwind stumbled a giraffe wearing sunglasses.

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