(He drops a tip. Exits. The jukebox plays nothing.)

It seems you're referencing the phrase — possibly from a meme, a fictional character, or a satirical piece.

If you're looking for a short (e.g., a monologue, poem, or character sketch) based on that title, here’s one possibility: Title: Angry Goy 1

"You want to know why I’m angry? Fine. I’m angry because the world promised me a rulebook — work hard, keep your head down, say please and thank you — and then changed the rules while I was sleeping. I’m angry because everyone’s got a cause, a flag, a hashtag, a trauma claim, and I’m just… plain. Unbranded. Goy. No epic exodus. No promised land. Just a mortgage, a bad back, and a television that screams at me to care about things I can’t fix. So yeah. I’m Angry Goy #1. Not the leader. Just the first to admit: I’m tired of being told my quiet life is a conspiracy. My rage isn’t a movement. It’s just heartburn and a late shift. But don’t worry. I’ll pay my bill and leave. That’s what goys do. We complain, then we clean up."

A late-night diner. Fluorescent lights buzz. A man in a stained coat sits alone, stabbing his eggs with a fork.