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The Under-Realm has not known what to do with this answer. I consulted Madam Vexia, a renowned scholar of goblin psychology and divine anomalies.

His profession? Rat-catcher. Occasionally, he sharpens knives for the Redcap mob. He lives in a repurposed drainage pipe behind the Sludge Mermaid tavern. His only notable possession before this affair was a three-legged cave lizard named Profit.

Her name is Aphrodite. And she is a goblin’s pet.