Captain — Marvel Parody

She crash-lands through the roof of a (it’s the ‘90s, after all). A teenager hands her a rewinding machine. She stares at it like it’s a Kree weapon.

“You owe us, Vers.” CAROL: “I don’t even owe my library a late fee.” [blows up his ship with a side-eye] Goose the “Cat” (But Worse) Goose is still a Flerken, but instead of tentacles, he vomits expired coupons and passive-aggressive sticky notes . captain marvel parody

“I’m on break.” Tone: Deadpan absurdist action-comedy Target audience: People who love superhero movies but think Carol should have just stayed in space with her space cat and zero Flerkens given. She crash-lands through the roof of a (it’s