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Dark Souls 3 El Amigos - Verified

I try 20 times. Nothing. I am out of embers. I am out of hope.

I give up. I start new game. I pick Knight class. Now I have armor. Now I am strong. Now I am still dead in 30 seconds.

I walk into the fog gate. He charges.

I say: “No. I want to go home.”

9.5/10

Phase 2: The main watcher lights his sword on FIRE. Now every swing has a flame wave. Now I am not good. Now I am running in circles screaming “NO NO NO NO NO.”

I try rolling. I roll into a wall. He stabs me through the wall. Physics? No. Dark Souls. dark souls 3 el amigos

But finally… FINALLY… I kill him. How? Panic rolling. Just rolling, rolling, rolling, and one little poke. He falls. I am shaking. I need water. Now we go to the High Wall. Beautiful architecture. Very nice view. Too bad everything wants to eat my face.