She expanded it.
Then she remembered the bookmark she’d saved months ago: — a side project from a former Google engineer. No install. No upload. It processed the dump entirely in her browser using WebAssembly and a streaming parser.
She’d seen this before. The heap was a maze. Somewhere inside it, an object graph had grown teeth. heap dump analyzer online
Twenty-two minutes later, Minotaur was back online. The morning traffic hit. Not a single timeout.
She clicked the view. The analyzer sorted objects by retained memory. The top offender was a class she didn’t recognize: CachedUserSession . She expanded it
“Found it,” she whispered.
Months later, when people asked how she debugged a 14GB crash in under an hour, she’d shrug. No upload
She dragged the 14GB file into the browser window. A spinner. Three seconds.