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The tutorial takes 45 minutes because the horse refuses to listen. Literally. The game requires you to tap the "Trust" button 500 times before the horse agrees to turn left.

You have three friends over and want to laugh at the "Post-Kick Orgasmic Slow Motion" cutscene. Skip it if: You have any respect for actual horses, soldiers, or game design. horsecore 2008

Since the title suggests a blend of realistic equestrian simulation and the gritty, lens-flared aesthetic of late-2000s action games (think Gears of War or Call of Duty 4 ), this review is written from that satirical/retrospective angle. Developer: Stablesoft Interactive Publisher: Equi-Distribution Inc. Platform: Xbox 360 (Reviewed), PlayStation 3, PC Release Date: November 11, 2008 The tutorial takes 45 minutes because the horse