The title card “Satrip” slams onto the screen.

“Which one of you is the journalist?”

We open on a drone shot of crystalline water and overwater bungalows. It’s the kind of establishing shot that usually sells luxury sunscreen. Then, we cut to Chloe vomiting a neon-green cocktail into a koi pond while wearing a $4,000 sequined dress at 9:00 AM.