Rec: Marcia Langman Parks And

As she walked out into the Pawnee night, she passed a teenager drinking a large cola. She shuddered.

Marcia gasped, clutching her pearls. “Mr. Swanson, I have a pamphlet on the moral decay of libertarianism. I’ll leave it on the table.” marcia langman parks and rec

“A gateway, Ms. Knope!” Marcia shot back. “First, extra Sprite. Then, extra screen time. Then, premarital hand-holding at the mall food court. I’ve seen the data.” As she walked out into the Pawnee night,

Marcia Langman adjusted her lavender cardigan, her lips a thin, disapproving line. She had a mission. The Pawnee City Council meeting was about to begin, and she had a binder full of signatures, a heart full of righteous fury, and a list of seventeen specific objections. a heart full of righteous fury

“Chairman,” she began, voice trembling with synthetic humility. “I am Marcia Langman, spokesperson for the Society for Family Stability and Acceptable Television. We successfully removed the ‘risqué’ chapter from the Pawnee North Middle School health book. We are vigilant .”