The government calls it H1L4R1OUS. We call it the MLG Virus.
The infected don’t bite. They’re worse. They dab. Violently. Their joints hyperextend, and each dab releases a shockwave of compressed Mountain Dew vapor. Highly acidic. Highly radical . mlg virus
He whispers: “Pwned.”
The Last 420 Blaze It
If you find this log… don’t cry for me. The government calls it H1L4R1OUS