(off-screen, muffled): "MOM, his name is Aerosol Adam !"
(wearing a "Ghost of Future Technology" costume—i.e., a cardboard box covered in blinking LEDs and a smashed iPhone 6 around his neck): "Claire, relax. The theme is Sustainable Scares . The kids aren't just getting cavities; they're getting an education on e-waste." modern family halloween
Jay and Gloria’s house. It is eerily quiet. A single, elegant skeleton made of real Italian marble sits on the porch. A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it. (off-screen, muffled): "MOM, his name is Aerosol Adam
(grinning) "That’s when the Christmas lights go up!" modern family halloween