Mofos Laundromat Info
Then she walked in. Gold hoops, leopard coat, carrying a trash bag of what looked like cashmere. She didn’t even look at the soap dispensers. Just leaned against the folding table and said, “Which one of you mofos stole my Tide Pods?”
The sign buzzed two letters dead: . Antonio said it fit—because only mofos came here at midnight.
Turns out, at Mofos Laundromat, nobody leaves cleaner than they came in.
Then she walked in. Gold hoops, leopard coat, carrying a trash bag of what looked like cashmere. She didn’t even look at the soap dispensers. Just leaned against the folding table and said, “Which one of you mofos stole my Tide Pods?”
The sign buzzed two letters dead: . Antonio said it fit—because only mofos came here at midnight.
Turns out, at Mofos Laundromat, nobody leaves cleaner than they came in.