Mppe - Rrhh

She took a deep breath. Then she smiled.

Her coworkers were ghosts. There was La Gorda Miriam, who spent her days alphabetizing a drawer full of staples. There was El Ingeniero, a man who claimed to have once been a nuclear physicist but now spent his time calculating the exact angle at which the ceiling fan would eventually fall and decapitate him (he predicted a Tuesday). And there was the mysterious "J-7," a position that had been vacant since 2005, but whose payroll checks were still cashed every month. mppe rrhh

"They gave me the money," he said, his voice trembling. "But they subtracted it from my birth certificate. Now, according to the MPPE RRHH, I was never born. And they've reassigned my pension to this baby." She took a deep breath

"Fill this out in triplicate," she said. "Bring it back on a Thursday when there's an 'R' in the month. And whatever you do… never, ever try to find the logic." There was La Gorda Miriam, who spent her