Nickelback’s Greatest Hits is a guilt-free pleasure. Put it on, turn it up, and let the neighbors judge you. By track three, you’ll be singing along. By track seven (“Gotta Be Somebody”), you might even feel a little emotional. By track sixteen (“When We Stand Together”), you’ll realize you don’t care what the internet thinks.

Is Greatest Hits high art? Absolutely not. Is it innovative? Not in the slightest. You will hear the same chord progression (“the Nickelback chord,” as the internet calls it) approximately 47 times across these 19 tracks. Chad Kroeger’s lyrics remain a mixed bag of earnest poetry and cringey clunkers.

The album opens with the one-two-three punch that defined a generation’s CD binders. “How You Remind Me” is still untouchable. That opening guitar flanger, the “Never made it as a wise man” verse, and the explosive chorus—it’s structurally perfect. If you don’t tap your steering wheel when it comes on, you’re lying.

4/5 (As a hits collection) Best for: Cleaning the garage, road trips, karaoke with no shame, and reminding yourself that popularity ≠ quality, but sometimes, it’s just fun.

However, criticism of Nickelback has long since ceased to be about the music and become a tribal rite of passage. This collection is a powerful reminder that between 2001 and 2012, no one wrote more reliably sticky, cathartic, arena-filling rock songs. They were the soundtrack to high school heartbreaks, first jobs, and road trips through nowhere.