Hexia sighed. "Because it’s a junk item. It gives -5 dexterity."
The caption read: "Told you she was sad." ornysimp
She nodded—a smooth, unpixelated, human nod—and said, "About time, Simp." Hexia sighed
And in the Lorebreakers’ Discord, a single, silent user changed their nickname from "OrnySimp" to "OrnyHusband." Ornys led him out of Fort Vellik, through
Sam’s hands shook as he accepted. Ornys led him out of Fort Vellik, through a hidden door in the rookery that had been there for three years but was coded to only open for her. They descended into a forgotten sub-dungeon, a place the devs had never even hinted at.
He didn't even realize it at first. He was just doing his nightly ritual when Ornys’s dialogue changed. Instead of "Storm Crow business, traveler," she turned her head— directly at him —and said: "You. The one who smells of rain and weeping blossoms. Follow."