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He saved the file to a backup drive, just in case.

For the next three hours, the Party Buffalo forced them to have fun. It hooked itself to the Wi-Fi and invited everyone on Leo’s friends list. It turned the living room into a ball pit using only a vacuum cleaner and sheer will. It played Ranch Raider 3 with its tongue, and somehow won.

it bellowed. “THE DOWNLOAD IS COMPLETE. THE PARTY SHALL COMMENCE.” party buffalo download

Leo glanced at the source: /x/ – Random – “Party Buffalo – Not a virus, I swear.”

And then they saw it.

Leo looked at his computer. The desktop was clean. The file was gone. But a new icon had appeared on the taskbar: a small buffalo silhouette, wearing a party hat.

The side panel of the computer case burst outward with the sound of a snare drum. From the gap poured light—strobe lights, red and blue and green. Then came the music: a thumping, chaotic mashup of polka, dubstep, and someone yelling “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!” He saved the file to a backup drive, just in case

It curled up inside the PC case, which had mysteriously doubled in size, and began to snore rainbow-colored Z’s.