– Hot on the heels of the oat milk shortage and the collapse of the metaverse, a new wellness-tech startup is emerging from stealth mode with a bold promise: to revolutionize the 8.3 seconds between your alarm going off and your foot hitting the floor.
Because by the time you figure out you don’t need it, your credit card will have already been charged for next month. quaxkprep
Meet (pronounced Kwak-Prep ), the “holistic pre-kinesthetic readiness engine” that wants you to pay $19.99/month for the privilege of preparing to prepare. – Hot on the heels of the oat
“We realized that ‘getting ready’ is a legacy protocol,” says founder and CEO Jensen Birch, 24, wearing a turtleneck made of recycled server heat shields. “People waste precious cognitive load on things like ‘blinking’ and ‘remembering where their floor is.’ QuaxkPrep removes the friction of existence.” “We realized that ‘getting ready’ is a legacy
