#raunchy_couple -

"But the sheets—"

She threw the greasy towel at his face. It landed with a wet thwack. He peeled it off, laughing. #raunchy_couple

Behind them, the hashtag wrote itself. But for once, neither of them reached for a phone. "But the sheets—" She threw the greasy towel at his face

"You're disgusting," she said, but her voice had dropped an octave. That was the danger zone. laughing. Behind them

Some things were too raunchy for the internet.