100% on the Getaway-Meter. Certified Fresh for sheer audacity. Note: This article is a work of satire. No tomatoes (or films) were harmed in the making of this story.

In a plot twist Hollywood couldn’t have written better, a single, overlooked tomato has successfully executed a daring escape from the infamous “Rotten” section of the review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes .

Known internally as Specimen R-482, the tomato was originally condemned to the site’s “Tomatometer” cellar—a digital purgatory reserved for films scoring below 60%. Its crime? Being part of the promotional campaign for The Last Stand 2: Even Later , which holds a crushing 14% approval rating.

Alarms blared. The Tomatometer spun wildly. When engineers restored order, R-482 was gone. In its place on the Rotten list was a single, confused zucchini. The escaped tomato has not been seen since, though unconfirmed reports place it at a luxury screening room in Van Nuys, watching Paddington 2 (100% Fresh) on a loop. Its former cellmates—including grapes from Morbius and lettuce from The Emoji Movie —are said to be planning a sequel.