OSCAR MARTINEZ (40s, rational) pinches the bridge of his nose.
PAM Michael, the “initially” part means we’re supposed to start by agreeing on how to choose someone. Not… reading the stage directions out loud. the office search committee script pages initially
MICHAEL (Eyes wide) The documentary crew wrote a scene where I’m incompetent? That’s— that’s character assassination! I’m going to call my lawyer. OSCAR MARTINEZ (40s, rational) pinches the bridge of
Pam pulls out a fresh sheet of paper. She writes in careful cursive: MICHAEL (Eyes wide) The documentary crew wrote a
KEVIN Ooh! Me! But only if I can eat lunch at my desk. And someone else does the firing. And the math.
DWIGHT If we cannot proceed past “initially,” then I declare a managerial duel. Schrute family rules. First one to pin the other’s tie to the bulletin board wins.
KEVIN runs toward the kitchen. The entire office follows in slow chaos. Jim catches Pam’s eye. She smiles.