Trikepatrol Mitch [verified] < Ultimate • Handbook >

Clip of Mitch staring dramatically into a security camera.

isn’t a real cop. He’s not even a real patrolman. But after his third strike at a box store assembly job, Mitch converted a derelict adult trike into a “patrol vehicle” complete with a blinking amber light from a junkyard forklift. trikepatrol mitch

“Subscribe or he’ll cite you for lack of vibes.” 📝 Blog Post Excerpt: “The Legend of TrikePatrol Mitch” In the sprawling suburban-urban fringe where HOA rules clash with dirtbag ingenuity, one man rides a machine that shouldn’t make sense. Clip of Mitch staring dramatically into a security camera

Fast montage: Mitch weaving through traffic, pulling over a golf cart, eating a donut while still riding. pulling over a golf cart