Winzip Cologne !link! «EXTENDED ✪»

Did you ever believe WinZip Cologne was real? Would you buy a bottle if they made it? Let us know in the comments below.

Is that… bergamot? Sandalwood? No. It smells like efficiency . It smells like shared dial-up . It smells like Wait, Is This Real? Let’s clear the air immediately (pun intended): WinZip Cologne is not a real product. winzip cologne

So, the next time you right-click a folder and hit “Compress,” pause for a second. Close your eyes. Take a deep breath. Did you ever believe WinZip Cologne was real

Let’s take a trip back to the year 2003. Is that… bergamot

You’re sitting at a bulky Dell desktop. The fan is whirring. You’re trying to download a single song from LimeWire, but it’s taking 45 minutes. Suddenly, a window pops up: “This file needs to be compressed.”