"I discovered that 8th graders have no respect for the scientific method. Also, Billy Sparks put pudding in my hair."
"According to my timeline, at 11 p.m. we will have quiet reading. At 11:15, lights out."
"Fun is an emergent property of controlled variables. There are none here." young sheldon s05e11 webdl
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"I’ve filed a formal complaint with the church. They have a ‘negligence of gifted minors’ liability." "I discovered that 8th graders have no respect
(shrugs) "Your loss. It’s the only thing that makes church lock-ins bearable." Scene 5 – Back at Lock-In (Late Night) Sheldon tries to create a schedule for the remaining kids. Chaos ensues.
Original Air Date: January 13, 2022 WEB-DL Source: HBO Max / Amazon / iTunes (no broadcast edits) Scene 1 – The Cooper House (Morning) Sheldon: (to Mary) "I’ve calculated that the probability of a successful lock-in at the church is inversely proportional to the number of unsupervised children. So, roughly 12%." At 11:15, lights out
(raising hand) "Statistically, lectures given after 8 p.m. have a 73% lower retention rate."