Sheldon S06e19 Ppv — Young

(from the hallway, smug): “I still think it was wrestling. Bad wrestling.”

(typing on his laptop, which he’s rigged to a 2400-baud modem): “I’ve calculated a solution. If we pool the money we would have spent on two more PPV events, plus what Dad loses from betting on the Cowboys, we can afford the educational satellite channel. They’re showing a documentary on quantum entanglement. It’s like a PPV, but the particles sigh less and the physics is more reliable.” young sheldon s06e19 ppv

“The glow from the descrambler box illuminated my doorframe. A design flaw. I suspect Dad didn’t pay for it. He used a ‘black box.’ Which means we’re stealing the sighs. That’s morally inconsistent with our church’s stance on marital relations.” (from the hallway, smug): “I still think it was wrestling

“No. And Donkey Kong isn’t pay-per-view. It’s cartridge-based. Please keep up.” They’re showing a documentary on quantum entanglement